Dear Prenatal Class,
Not wishing to be like one of the billions of humans and proto-humans that gave birth to their offspring in the dirt for untold millenia, my wife and I have decided to have our child in a hospital, under direct supervision from a medical professional that, I’m told, is an expert in baby things and Lady Parts. In addition to this, we decided to attend you, Prenatal Class, in an attempt to better understand what to expect when things started going down (like when the baby descends… It’s a play on– Nevermind).
Dear So and So 