Dear Dear So and So.net,

Welcome to the interwebz, Dear So and So.net. I guess I should first apologize for not getting the .com registration but some intrepid younguns over at DearSoandSo.com are using that domain to sell paper. I know what you’re thinking, but who knows, it worked for Jim and Pam, maybe it’ll work for them too.

I’m excited to share (some) of you with the world. As you of course remember, you started life as a blog inside a megacorp intranet. Most of those entries will have to stay there, due to the weird laws we’ve set up to protect corporate property over individual property [EDITOR’S NOTE: Elijah loves his job and humbly requests that he not be fired. We also don’t want to deal with him on a full time basis], but the posts that began life outside the firewalls will be shared here.

Based on previous experience I can tell you that most people will be indifferent to your existence. Some will hate you. Some will love you. But no matter what that ratio winds up being, I can assure you that for the literally tens of readers you have the power to start conversations. And arguments. And at least one divorce. Still need to send the apology note on that one…

Anyway, welcome to the world.

Love,

Elijah